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Ahad, 18 April 2010

Sex education by PCK

AMARAN


Sila anggap ini sebagai lawak semata2 ye..not more than that..thank you!



Sure laugh!!!!! ha...ha...ha....must readlah.......




Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
.........


Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn .........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........................... you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!
cheers!

Khamis, 15 April 2010

Bosan kat tempat kerja????

Bosan kat tempat kerja???
meh cni aku ader cara nak hilangkan kebosanan korunk tu....cara2 nya ialah:

1. Bunuh lalat2 yg ader kat keliling korunk.klu xde g cari kat kedai2 mkn area pat korunk keje aku jamin gerenti byk yg dpt.

2. pastu mayat lalat td tu letak kat bwh matahari supaya kering

3. then, bila da kering, amik pensil ngan kertas... pastu guna lah daya imaginasi korunk nak wat ape....meh cni aku kasi contoh kat gambar bawah ni..

konon2 lalat ni main seesaw bersama2..comel kan...hahaha...

yang ni pulak konon2 lalat tu tgh tlg kwn dia panjat..semangat setia kawan lah konon nya..

ni lak, lalat tgh masuk lumba lari...pengadil duduk kat depan..=)

ni agak x sopan sikit lah...

tgh bersantai kat tepi lombong!

yang ni, depa tgh tggu lif nak opis. rupanya diorg tggu turn nak masuk tandas lah...hahaha

da puas tgk?apa lagi cari lah lalat2 tu...hihihihi
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